This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Kanye
Nov
3
2011
I know he’s kind of stuck with his name, but he could switch if he wanted to.
Thus says the LORD of hosts, ‘Behold, I am going to save My people from the land of the east and from the land of the west;
Zechariah 8:7
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Up Next – Tall Pubs
Oct
27
2011
This one’s a little longer than usual, but these puns required a bit more setup.
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Transcript:
(Two reporters on TV)
A: Welcome to another edition of the Feud Network Challenge.
B: We’re in the village of Great Barton for their annual Tall Pub Competition.
A: That’s right, every year the citizens here have 5 days to construct temporary pubs. The pub that can serve the judges at the highest altitude wins the prize.
B: You can say they’re really raising the bar here!
Narrator: The meals for the judges must be prepared at the same height that they are served. This year, the requirement is a T-bone or porterhouse for the main dish.
A: And what’s more, the prize money has been doubled from last year.
B: Yes – the steaks have never been higher!
A: This just in – the rules committee is deciding on a change. The competition, with the buildings partially constructed, is postponed indefinitely.
B: Oh no! This means things will be up in the air for a while.
A: Ow! My stomach hurts!
B: What was the last thing you ate?
A: The only thing I’ve had recently was an awful breath mint after drinking something out of that cask over there.
B: We’ll have to cut the show short today. My co-host is suffering from some horrible ale mint.
They do not drink wine with song; Strong drink is bitter to those who drink it.
Isaiah 24:9
A Pun is Brewing
Oct
17
2011
Everyone seems to focusing on the interchange between Harbaugh and Schwartz this past weekend. But there was also a humorous exchange between Justin Verlander of the Tigers and Yovani Gallardo of the Brewers.
Most people missed that one, but Some Blog Site has exclusive footage of their conversation.
Transcript:
Verlander: So, did your team make the World Series?
Gallardo: No!
Verlander: Oh well…
Verlander: Batter luck next year!
They were disappointed for they had trusted, They came there and were confounded.
Job 6:20
Bummer of a Food Allergy
Oct
13
2011
That’s probably going to be a problem in his line of work.
Then their father Israel said to them, “If it must be so, then do this: take some of the best products of the land in your bags, and carry down to the man as a present, a little balm and a little honey, aromatic gum and myrrh, pistachio nuts and almonds.
Genesis 43:11
He Sounds a Little Hollow
Oct
6
2011
Transcript:
(President Obama is speaking in front of a flag)
“My administration will be the most open, honest, and accountable government ever.”
“I’ll make our government open and transparent, starting with me.”
(staring)
“See?”
“Am I making myself clear?”
For by Him all things were created, both in the heavens and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities— all things have been created through Him and for Him.
Colossians 1:16
Map Problem
Sep
29
2011
Transcript:
Worker: Boss, we have a problem!
Boss: What is it?
Worker: The new maps were printed without the Far East!
Boss: Now all our customers are going to be disoriented.
Boss: Did someone do this on purpose?
Worker: No sir, it was an Occident.
Therefore we will not fear, though the earth should change And though the mountains slip into the heart of the sea;
Psalm 46:2
Pun-ctuation: Feline
Aug
30
2011
No explanation needed for this one:
cat + apostrophe = catastrophe
Thus says the Lord GOD, ‘A disaster, unique disaster, behold it is coming!
Ezekiel 7:5
