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There are versions of Monopoly for all sorts of things. It has more variations than you can count, it seems.

First it was the cities: Monopoly Chicago Edition, Monopoly Denver Edition, etc.
Next it was the colleges: Michiganopoly, Gatoropoly, Stanfordopoly, etc.
Then it was the movies: Monopoly Indiana Jones Edition, Monopoly Star Trek Edition, Monopoly Three Stooges Edition, etc.

I thought that was it for the variations.

Then I saw this:

I’m sure that might be fun for some people. But then I got to thinking – when would you actually play this?

If you play this at home, then I’d think you need better ways to relax. Don’t bring work stuff home with you. Plus, where would you find other people with whom you could play the game?

And if you’re playing this at work, where the other people would appreciate the game, then you obviously don’t have enough to do and are risking getting your hours cut.

Either way, I can see why I never knew about the Supply Chain Edition of Monopoly before.

Here is a summary of a recent Saturday – a day in the life of Some Guy. You could consider it to be somewhat typical.

• Get awakened by a child
• Get breakfast for the kids
• Say goodbye to wife, who is off to brunch with a friend
• Acquiesce to the kids’ pleas to watch Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood
• Get Delta down for his nap
• Start organizing clutter on my nightstand
• Find an escrow overpayment refund check from mortgage company
• Read the fine print and find out that the check expires on Sunday, when the banks are not open.
• Look at the clock and see that it is 11:30 and the wife has the minivan so there’s no way I’m getting to the bank before noon.
• Find out that the banks are now open until 1:00 on Saturdays.
• Call wife and find out she has just left brunch and will be home by noon.
• Breathe a sigh of relief and a thank-you prayer.
• Start lunch for the kids
• Eat my own lunch
• Go to the bank
• Play outside in the snow with the older kids
• Make hot chocolate for them. Do not forget the marshmallows.
• Replace toilet seat. (This took over an hour because the old bolts had rusted over and needed to be cut off. Have you tried running a Dremel tool on the underside of a toilet seat hinge with only one foot of clearance to the wall? I went through all of my cutoff wheels – the bolt released as the last cutoff wheel broke.)
• Watch baby and set table as wife prepares dinner
• Eat dinner
• Clean dining room
• Watch DVD of some episodes of The Muppet Show season 1 with the whole family
• Put Gamma to bed
• Feed Delta
• Watch Delta crawl around
• Put Alpha and Beta to bed
• Walk Delta around until he’s drowsy
• Put Delta to bed
• Say goodnight to wife
• Internet time for myself, until I’m drowsy. And then some.

I’m writing about censorship today.

A couple weeks ago the internet was ablaze with SOPA and PIPA and other acronyms. Everyone rallied together and defeated the big bad bills that would have let government direct who can say what.

I’m not talking about that kind of censorship.

I censor what comes into my house, what my kids see and hear.

Maybe a better word would be filter.

Or discern.

It is important for parents to protect their children.

People use the term shelter like it is a bad thing. Shelter is like anything else – too much of it is bad, and too little of it is bad too. Kids need to be sheltered for a while, until they are strong enough to withstand that from which the shelter was protecting them.

I like the analogy of the greenhouse. Why do seedlings need to be in a greenhouse? The greenhouse is there to protect them from the elements until they have grown enough to handle them.
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Inspired by yesterday’s post about bola, I am writing today about bolic.

“What is bolic?” you may ask.

It’s a word. Here it is:

That’s the standard word. Now comes the quiz part, where I draw bolic differently.

What are the words that each of the following drawings represent?

A.

B.

C.

D.

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Today, I will be demonstrating how to pluralize the word bola:

Now you’ll be tempted to switch the emphasized syllable the next time you see the word parabola. Remember, it’s paraBOla, not paRAbola.

You’re welcome.

“Today is opposite day!”

That’s what Alpha told me a while back.

I forget to what he was responding. Whatever it was, he said something and then said it was opposite day, in order to let me know that his answer was the opposite of what he said. I’m sure he heard that somewhere at school, because I know we had never used that phrase here before that point.

I decided to use his declaration as a teaching point, both in logic and in truth. “Truth” being to mean what you say and “logic” being to have your words make sense.

The truth part of the lesson is obvious, and I didn’t dwell on that. Mainly because that wasn’t the fun part. The fun part was the logic part.

“If today really is Opposite Day, then what you said is false, which means that today is not opposite day,” I countered. I then went on to explain that opposite day can never happen. Or, more specifically, if a day really were opposite day, you could never tell anyone.

The phrase “today is opposite day” is always false.

• If it were opposite day, saying “today is opposite day” would mean that it is not opposite day.
• If it were not opposite day, then the statement is false right off the bat.

And the phrase “today is not opposite day” is always true.

• If it were opposite day, you would have to say “today is not opposite day” to convey that information.
• If it were not opposite day, then the statement is true right off the bat.

So if the only phrase that is ever correct is “today is not opposite day”, how can you tell the difference between a normal day and opposite day?

According to the internet, most people seem to think that January 25th is National Opposite Day. However, that makes no sense. My vote is for 12/21. Although 11/11 would qualify, it isn’t as obvious and it is already taken, as far as national days go.

Maybe, if those 1/25 guys as too entrenched for opposite day, I could start lobbying for 12/21 to be National Palindrome Day every year.

H&R Block has a simple, recognizable logo.

I would dare say it’s in need of updating, mainly to appeal to those of us who like fonts.

To those who aren’t as well-versed in fonts: let me start by saying that block is a style of font. Sans-serif. Probably all caps.

So I updated H&R Block to use other styles of fonts:

That last one is not a font update, but rather a nod to those people who don’t like sharp corners. You never know – maybe there is a market for H&R Circle.