Archive for December, 2015

Grocery Shopping Tips

In case there are people out there who need help optimizing their trips to the grocery store, I have a few tips. Although, chances are good that if you’re reading this then you’re old enough to have been to the grocery store enough to have your own system.

  • Park near a cart corral.
    This is in order to facilitate your exit. If you park near a cart corral, you won’t have to go very far to return your cart after loading the groceries into your vehicle. This is especially helpful if you have small children to buckle in car seats. If you have an ineffective conscience and can leave shopping carts scattered around the parking lot to annoy other customers, then this tip is even more important because you need the help to take care of your cart.
  • Start at the deli counter.
    Unless, of course, you don’t have any deli items on your list. But if you do, go to the deli first. Grab a ticket and see how close they are to your number. If it’s close, stick around and get your stuff soon. If it’s not close, start your shopping and check back in from time to time so you don’t miss your turn. Last time, I was able to get all my other shopping done (not a big list) in the time it took for them to get through the other deli customers.

    You may be tempted to look at the deli line and tell yourself you’ll come back at the end of your shopping trip if the line’s short, so that the cold cuts can stay cold. But if you do that, the line will have grown significantly when you return, and then you’ll have to wait around uselessly. Either get your deli items or take a number at the beginning of the shopping trip.

  • Load big or heavy items on the conveyor belt first.
    This is not what most people do, because they usually have the smaller, lighter items on top of the bigger, heavier items in the cart. And people naturally grab what’s first and work their way down when at the cashier. But this then causes problems when taking the bags from the bagger and putting them back in the cart. You end up putting the lighter, more fragile items in the cart first and then have to try to fit big things in later.

    An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. So you won’t have to worry about anything when putting bags in the cart if you just grab the big items first. I grab big items (except for things under the cart), then I do smaller heavy items like cans and jars, then I do all the frozen items, then the refrigerated items, then the soft or fragile items. That way, the loaf of bread doesn’t end up squished by the bag of apples.

Any other tips?

Our father said, “Go back, buy us a little food.”

Genesis 44:25

Bumper Sticker

Give this guy a wide berth if you happen to be driving near him.

image of a Jeep with a bumper sticker that says Hang on I want to try something

They gave him seventy pieces of silver from the house of Baal-berith with which Abimelech hired worthless and reckless fellows, and they followed him.

Judges 9:4

How to Shorten a Game of Settlers of Catan

Settlers of Catan is a fun game. It can get involved though, which is another way of saying lengthy. And when you’re playing with a 6-year-old, it can be too long.

So, between me and Gamma, we came up with a few ways to make the game go faster. If you’re not familiar with SoC, then this won’t mean anything to you.

House Rules for Settlers of Catan

  • At the beginning, draw cards for each of your initial settlements, not just the last one. So you start with 6 cards.
  • The minimum distance to build is 1 road segment, not 2. So you can build close together.
  • You can build a city by itself – it does not need to replace a settlement.
  • Rolling a 7 has no effect until the first city has been built. Just pretend it didn’t happen and re-roll.

It does reduce some of the strategy involved, but there had to be some tradeoff.

Now their settlement extended from Mesha as you go toward Sephar, the hill country of the east.

Genesis 10:30