Here is a tip that I’ve found useful over the years:
When trimming one’s mustache with a beard trimmer or hair clippers, one must breathe out through one’s nose.
One must take a deep breath before starting to trim, then exhale slowly through one’s nose while the little clips of hair are being flung hither and yon.
One can trim the rest of the beard without checking one’s breathing. But if the mustache remains get inhaled into one’s nose, they can be quite irritating.
For the churning of milk produces butter, And pressing the nose brings forth blood; So the churning of anger produces strife.
Proverbs 30:33
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I don’t know how Tom Selleck does it.
I had the BIGGEST crush on Tom Selleck. Pictures on my door and everything.